Wednesday, June 11, 2008

So VERY liberated

My girlfriends all told me to get a Rabbit. They told me it would change my life. I insisted that I like having a man do certain things for me.

But.

On Monday, I was shopping and happened across one. A pink one. On a whim, I bought it.

Oh my.

Easy to use... and it does the job quickly. Like, 3 seconds quickly. (Impressive, eh?)

This little gadget fulfills all my desires...

pink rabbit
(Click the picture to get one of your very own.)

For wine.

You see, the wine opener we had requires brute strength, and I haven't been able to pry any bottles open on my own. The problem with that is that Andrew isn't always home when I want wine, and my feminist-y side is fiercely defiant. Jasmin the Feminist wants wine when she wants wine, regardless.

(You should know that I'm not above walking my wine to the neighbor's house to get help. They're generally very helpful and charming company to have a glass of wine with.)

Now, there's no need. I love my pink gadget!

(Just a heads' up, a part of the proceeds on the pink one go to the Susan J. Komen Foundation.)

4 comments:

  1. Nice! But your wine opening Rabbit has nothing on the other one.

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  2. Thanks for the comment over on my blog about my Swallowtail Shawl. Just checking out your blog for the first time...I was highly amused by this post! :)

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  3. Lolz. You totally tricked me. I was going to have to point out that National Masturbation Month was LAST month!

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