Wednesday, May 23, 2007

A Letter to Aveda

Dear Aveda;

I was recently introduced to your "be curly" line of hair care products, and I am a very satisfied customer. Your products have dramatically reduced the amount of frizz and I have much crisper curl definition. My hair is also softer and healthier.

Having said that, my one complaint is this:

It smells like butt. Seriously. Nobody comments on how nice I smell anymore, because my hair has a "distinctive" smell. Distinctive is a euphemism for "gross". I am a petite person who is 96.7% hair, and if my hair smells weird, all is lost.

I don't mind having to take out a second mortgage on my house to pay for your incredible, life-altering products. In fact, I am happy to pay for a product that delivers such noticeable results.

However, at the prices you charge you could work on the smell.

Your happy customer,


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