1 - crazed knitter
5 - balls of yarn, earmarked for One Specific Pattern
8546884270053 - patterns to sift through, one by one.
Knowledge that the crazed knitter has bought this pattern, not once, but twice.
Yes, I *have* ordered it, again. This time, I will scan it. My hard drive is simpler to navigate than the anthropological excavations I did tonight.
Futility, thy name is Knitting.