Me: I can’t decide whether to go home or to go to knitting tonight.
Andrew: Come home.
Me: But they have the massage guy there tonight. I could get a massage.
Andrew: You could come home and give ME a massage.
Me: Wow. That’s the opposite of what I wanted to do.
Andrew: Or, I could massage you.
Men!
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